Tranny, No Problem

Confession of the day.. 今日的忏悔..

This should be old news. News that Megan Fox is actually a man...

Watch this video. She called herself a tranny. Not me.

Then came the report.

It says it all...

Am I upset?

No.

Am I disappointed?

No. No.

Am I devastated?

NO. NO. NO.

Ask a group of women and we are more likely to pop champagne and celebrate.

WE DO NOT NEED a woman that look like Megan Fox to make us miserable by reminding us of our less than perfect bodies.

We do not need to starve ourselves, we do not need to exercise intensively and we do not need to feel inadequate when we look into the mirror. All because she is a man in a woman's body.

Tranny? Tranny , NO PROBLEM!

Morning Sex

Confession of the day.. 今日的忏悔..


The world will be a very nice place if everyone with a sex life engage in consensual sex.

The world will be a even better place if everyone with a sex life engage in consensual sex in the morning.

Ah... Morning sex. How nice...

You do not need foreplay. You do not need arousal. You do not need to work in order to get an erection.


It is nature and we should not defy nature. Since there is a ready erection, thou shall not waste it.


So easy. So hard. I like...


I am still smiling...


I LOVE MORNING SEX. =)

I Have A Calling

Confession of the day.. 今日的忏悔..


I finally got down to reading a book I purchased two years ago.

The Natashas by Victor Malarek.

(Victor Malarek is one of Canada's leading investigative journalists and the recipient of of four Governor General's Awards for meritorious public service in journalism).

It was obvious what caught my attention from the cover. Sex. The Sex Trade.

Natasha is the name or term used to describe prostitutes from Eastern Europe in Isreal and Turkey. The book is about young Eastern European women duped, plucked off the street, sold into brothels and forced into prostitution. Some as young as 12.

To be sold and bought like fruits in a market.

Why are these women still working in the flesh trade?

"They stay because the fear what will happen if they run... and they smile because they know what will happen if they don't". (p.42)

I felt like reading a 288 page newspaper report. As long as women can be sold as commodity, gender equlity will never exist.

I can only use one word to describe my feelings. Ashamed. Here I am in Singapore living comfortably lamenting the lack of sex. That is because sex has always been consensual.


The are hundreds and thousands of women in this world who have sex 8 to 15 times a night, 7 nnights a week without a choice. It felt like this video. I do not know the origin nor authenticity of this video.


Women were made to have have sex even when they are having their period and even when they are pregnant because there are men who actually paid for that. I am sure the woman in the video is wearing a tampon and she definitely does not look like she is enjoying a moment of it.


Worst thing is, they do not get to keep the money they earned.


Cruelty to women. Trafficking women for prostitution is cruelty. I am upset. Very upset. Read the book and you will understand why.


I have a calling. I think I should join some women activist group starting with AWARE. Besides, I share the same birthday as the current president of AWARE.

These Questions...

Confession of the day.. 今日的忏悔..

So some of you might have heard wedding bells ringing for Miss THB. After further probing, many came back asking me the question, "Are you sure?"

After all that I have doubts myself regarding the man and the matter.

Q: Have we chosen the dates?

A: No. We have yet to consult the fengshui master but it will be probably be early next year.

No dates means we cannot do a lot of things.

Q: Do you know you have to apply three months in advance for the date with the Registry of Marriage in order to register your marriage?

A: I seriously thought I only need a month. I have never been married and never came so far in making a committment.

Q: Where am I holding my wedding dinner?

A: As a matter of fact, I hate typical hotel restaurant wedding dinners. I don't think the people will enjoy mine since I didn't enjoy theirs. If I can have a void deck wedding I probably would. My guests can come and fuck off go anytime they want. Food will be free flow and so will alcohol.

Others reserve their various packages and diet regime at least a year in advance, I am still dateless, clueless and overstaffing myself with food till my stomach swells.

Q: Have I gone shopping for my dream gown?

A: No. I have not. I have always wanted nothing other than a traditional wedding costume but it might be impractical and expensive.

Q: How about a photo studio for wedding pictures?

A: No. Nothing. I have not started searching.

Q: So how did he propose?

A: He did not.

Here I am telling people I am getting married but I/we have no concrete plans for anything.

These questions...

I am not surprised why many people ask me the question, "Are you sure?"


When you see me online the next time, do me a favour by not asking me anymore questions unless you are offering any service related to the above mentioned free of charge. I am upset.

Nana Nananana....

Confession of the day.. 今日的忏悔..


Warning: Video heavy post.

Note: All videos plucked from You Tube.



Nana Nananana...

I visited a Thai Disco named Club Nana last Friday.

Located at the old Sultan of Swing (SOS), the old Mdm Wong II, the old Club Momo, the old Velvet Dragon and now it is known as Club Nana.

Nana Nananana...

Why Nana? Beats me.

But I did a search and found a Korean Dance group with the same name.



Looks like my kind of dance...

Anyway, some people commented the furnishing of Nana were left over from Velvet Dragon. But, THB can spot similarities from her Momo days like the red decor?

The couch at the entrance and the one in the toilet were gone. Maybe too many drunkards puked on it... *Guilty party*

Things like the pool table, the "VIP" area at the sides all remained the same. Even alcohol remains expensive. Thai Discos should charge their alcohol at a lower price like in Thailand if they want to give customers "the same kind of experience".

Why so much similarities?

A friend I bumped into told me the owner is the same person since Momo. Save cost by recycling la! Need I say more?

At the entrance of Club Nana, I thought it was the magic of my modest cleavage that the bouncer granted me free entry, later I read on some online forum Thai Discos have to waive off entry fee to attract more customers... =(

Well, at least entry is free...

I never understand the craze with Thai Discos until a gal friend brought me there. The performers look good and some sound very good, though some have problems with diction.

Some can really really sing (must watch video).



Singing is singing. But singing well while dancing...



Fast, furious and hot! Hands up for those who thinks she is hotter than the original singer...


Not only in Thai, English and Mandarin but also...

Japanese


and even Korean??!!

Nana was not the first Thai Disco I visited. One thing I can say is, they are entertaining. We have many live bands and clubs in Singapore. Why are Thai Discos special?



Because the entertainers look like they are having fun. Also, the singers do go around and mingle with their clients.


Popular girls wore tiny skirts, have straight hair and have very fair skin tone and post surgery looks like Korean actresses.


You like some girl/guy, the best way to get their attention is to buy them a flower rings at $10 each or drinks at a higher price (so they get commission) and they will come and talk to you.


I admire a female dancer. I got her a flower ring and I tipped her $50. I got a lot of hugging from her... :/


I AM STRAIGHT!


Nana Nananana... NOOOOOO!

Fake It Like It's Real

Confession of the day.. 今日的忏悔..


Hair stylists in Singapore are maniacs. They can be Singaporeans, Malaysians or Chinese. As long as they are in Singapore, they are maniacs!


The moment their eyes lay on long hair, they have to cut it. I seriously think they are not able to sleep if they don't cut my hair.


Whenever I step into a salon for a wash, they will ask me for permission to trim my hair. "Just trim a little", is the standard line.


If they use a pair of sissors and your hair will be shorter by the end of it, IT IS CALL CUTTING. NOT TRIMMING!


1 inch is never 1 inch. It is at least 3 fucking inches! 3 inches is short for a dick but it is long for hair.


For the past one year, close to waist length, they TRIM until this length.

Taken in May 2009.

Upset? Of course I am! I am not making a mountain out of a molehill. Try comforting a woman who step out of a salon with her hair 3 inches too short.

However, I found a solution to my reduced hair length.

I only had to use Ba Wang shampoo at the end of it because my scalp itch like hell.

By June 2009, my hair is this length.

Waist length to be exact.

I sat through 150 minutes, paid $288 ($1 for a bunch of fake hair, that is 288 bunches) and not even the boyfriend can tell the difference.


I dunno if I want to laugh or cry.


Hair extensions. Fake It Like It's Real.

What is Wrong with the People this World???!!!

Confession of the day.. 今日的忏悔..


These few days, you would have noticed a content warning before you get to read anything here.

I did not set it that way although blogspot does have this setting. The last time I set it, my unique visitors dropped by half.


This time, I do not have a choice.


Apparently, someone whom Google and Blogspot identified as my "reader/s", reported that my blog contains adult content. As a result, the content warning is set as default!


HB Diaries is now officially an adult website. OMFG!!!


My question is, it took you guys almost four years to put me in the list?


If you click on THE HORNY BITCH, common sense tells you to expect...


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However, HB Diaries have more to offer than SEX.


In the past, nobody complained when I painted explicit pictures with words.


Now, people complained when I substituted words with explicit pictures.


Isn't it the same?!


What is wrong with the people in this world???!!!


Why don't these people use their spare time for more meaningful things like finding a cure for cancer or H1N1?


Sigh....

To whoever that is reading, thank you for dropping by. Have a SEX-TIFYING WEEKEND!!!

Me versus Porn

Confession of the day.. 今日的忏悔..


I'm not against porn. I'm really not.


However, I decided never to see a guy again and never to sleep with him again after I found out he was an avid porno man.


Avid meaning reading sex blogs (like the old Confessions of a Horny Bitch), sex blogs that provides sexual services, member of Adult Friend Finder, paid suscriber of porn, swingers club and goodness knows what there are in the market.


I seemed to be contradicting myself but let me tell you why.


To a woman like me, I find it disturbing if you need porn to get an erection.

I find it disturbing if you need porn for thrill.

I find it disturbing if you need to pay to get sexual services.

There is a problem and I urge you to seek help.


I am the closest you can get your dick in but I will never be enough for you because I do not have boobs and butt of porn actresses who are the only ones capable to turn you on.


If looking at another woman is the only way to turn you on, I am sorry I am not performing to your standards. I will leave you so you can go look for your fantasy women.


You see, I am a human being, I have feelings and I am not perfect.

I see it as Me versus Porn.

Or Porn versus Me.

The thought that I may be sleeping with a possible sex maniac, a dirty old man or whatever names I can give you for that matter sucks.


It sucks to even have the thought that I may not be the woman you want to sleep with though I am on your bed.


It sucks even more to think I fail as a woman because I had to outsource my job to someone else to fulfil your needs without my knowledge.


Men can deny it is not the case but as a woman, my ego is crushed by your actions and I have nowhere and no one to turn to because it is not something I want or can share comfortably with my friends.


I'm not against porn. I'm really not.


As women, we have to understand men being men will always engage in such activities. I am fine with my man engaging in such activities as long as the sites are not local, not asian and the actresses are nowhere near home. Fantasies should be out of reach.


I am totally not with you (a guy) if you rather watch porn than meet your girlfriend and you rather visit sexual services sites than fulfil your duties as a spouse, a partner, a son or a husband.


Watching porn does not give me the thrill it gives you as a man. Maybe cheating does.


Me versus Porn. Choose one.

I Understand Ms Ooh

Confession of the day.. 今日的忏悔..

I understand. I really understand you Ms OLD Ooh.


I understand that it is a shock to you to find out someone whom you thought is in love with you for the past 12 years is having plans to marry with his current girlfriend. You are approaching 40 and still single and you are panicky because your safety net is no longer there.


Hey, but you are attached and you were never interested in the guy anyway and probably thinks he is a pest, you should be happy but why are you creating trouble to the couple? Don't hurl personal attacks and insults on people you have not met and don't accuse people of doing things they have not done.

I understand. I really understand you Ms OLD Ooh.


I am a woman too. I love the feeling of being wanted and desirable too. It includes people I am not interested in.


However, I do not understand why you have to tell the guy you broke up with your middle eastern boyfriend and claimed he abused and cheated you of your money when reliable sources stated nothing of the sort.


Maybe I understand. This is call searching for sympathy.


By doing this, maybe the guy will feel sorry for you, shower you with his love and attention and eventually leave his partner for you. I am sorry to tell you this only happens in Taiwanese, Hong Kong, Korean and Japanese dramas.



Men being men are better in making investments and does not change their decisions once their mind is made up.


Men get tired of bad investments too and everyone likes long term investments with returns. The girl is still in her 20s while you are approaching 40. Is that not obvious?


As the saying goes, time and tide waits for no man. There is only so much plastic surgery, botox and lying about your age can do.


"A real B beats a fake D anytime," is probably the best insight from a man my friend, Butterfly gave me.


I understand. I really understand you Ms OLD Ooh.


I understand that there things people hide about their past. Me included.


If you sleep with men for money when you are young, people can say you were young and naive. Maybe you are ashamed of it and wants to hide it by leaving the country. I understand.


If you have a chance to put your past behind you and learn from it, I really have nothing against you. Who has not been stupid for once in their life?


Leaving the country and putting the past behind you does not mean getting a sugar daddy in a foreign land, it does not include being fired for having sex in the toilet while on duty and it does not include web caming naked with goodness knows how many men.


This is call leading another screwed up life in a foreign land. Not starting afresh.


You are already in your 30s when doing all these. 30s in not young and I wonder why you have not learnt from experiences and start afresh. Maybe you are not that smart in the first place. I will understand.


I understand. I really understand you Ms OLD Ooh.


To have someone to use your past, the very things you wanted to hide against you is hurtful. To have someone set up a Facebook account in your name, add all your friends and posting all the juicy details of your past is just evil. It is actually well very planned and nicely executed. You must have have hurt someone real bad...


Treating someone badly means, cheating their money, their feelinsg or maybe sleeping with friends' boyfriends. Nobody will do such things to you becuse you don't meet them for drinks. People only stop trying.


Nobody will take the trouble and have so much patience unless they really want to get back at you. People only do things like ruining your reputation out of pure hatred, hurt and spite.


Then again, it's not like you still have any reputation left.


I understand. I really understand you Ms OLD Ooh.


Let THB Mei Mei tell you and many others reading this something. If you have the urge and need to flash your naked body on msn to people, make sure your face is not visible. No one will take a picture of it and use your naked picture to threathen you in future.


If you are looking for people to have fun, go join Adult Friend Finder or set up a sex blog and post your pictures online and be an exhibitionist. You will even have an endless supply of men all over the world wanting to see your naked body. You can even keep your identity a secret. I can even help to direct traffic...

I understand. I really understand you Ms OLD Ooh...


I will be old someday. I may even be unwanted. I will try to understand everything you did Ms Ooh...

To Go to Heaven...

Confession of the day.. 今日的忏悔..

"Yes. Women has always held the key to heaven," Mr HB acknowledged with a twitch with his eyebrow and a grin on his face while watching Da Vinci code in bed together.


I beg to differ. Women does not hold the key to heaven.


Sex is heavenly. This I know. I do not have a penis and I will never know the kind of heavenly feeling a man encounter, but I do know how the female version of heavenly.


Key will agree with me. I say, men hold the key to heaven whereas women is the door to heaven.

A door requires unlocking by a key...

A man enters heaven by unlocking the door.

A woman opens itself to heaven when unlocked.

To go to heaven, you need to find a key or a door which ever is applicable.


Thank God It's Friday (TGIF).

Happy inserting and unlocking for the weekend! ;-)